The Toddler Laws of Property

I saw this on a kid's t-shirt and HAD to buy it:

Toddler Laws of Property

1. If I like it... it’s mine.
2. If it’s in my hand... it’s mine.
3. If I had it a little while ago... it’s mine.
4. If it looks just like mine... it’s mine.
5. If I think it’s mine... it’s mine.

Interestingly enough...this can also be applied to [some] females. No shade though.